Saturday, May 21, 2011

Rapture 2011 Apocalypse After Rapture Party

Ok, looks like.......................I'm still here..........................does this mean that the rapture started and I was left behind?  No one I know disappeared.................unless you count my brother, but he's probably just at the casino.

If this is the Apolalypse, hey! it's not so bad :)  The sun is shining nicely and it's about 78 degrees in good old Kansas City, my beer is still cold, my PlayStation still works, and my girlfriend is still hot and continues to clean my house and put up with my shit.  And, well...........if you're reading this right now, you didn't get taken up to heaven in the rapture this evening either.  So welcome to the after party!  We're kicking off the "After Rapture Party" right here on Kansas City News, so crack a beer or pour a rum and coke and let's do it right!


Saul A said...

Ok, now what? Dec 2012 as per the Mayan doomsday prediction? Could it be a supervolcano that would obliterate the world? I guess we need to prepare now or simply just look for Superman to save the world.

Freddie's Finger said...

Yes, it is true that the rapture didn't come today. But that doesn't mean that it won't come tomorrow, or the next day, or the next hahahahahahahah! Hope you're not on the crapper when it comes!

Anonymous said...

This was the biggest pile of horse shit. The rapture, c'mon man.

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