Monday, November 29, 2010

WikiLeaks website founder Julian Assange wins award.


Juvenile men will understand the desire to take a picture of a turd in a toilet and show it to their buddies or at least when they deposit something famous in the toilet bowl they insist every pal they have sees it before it is flushed. Well Julian Assange, the man behind WikiLeaks, is the turd of all turds in the toilet bowl hall of fame and it is no coincidence that his last name starts with "Ass". He is the lowest scumbag to ever live and if ever there was a justified use for a sniper rifle, this guy is it.

On November 28th, 2010 Julian Assange started leaking 251,287 of the United States government's most sensitive documents dating back to 1966. The trust we have built with nations has been damaged, "personal" comments about leaders have been outed, and people who exist anonymously or in the shadows, have once again been brought out in the open where their very lives will be in jeopardy.

There is always that guy who runs his mouth off over and over and over and then eventually one day someone kicks his azz and sets him straight. This never happened to Julian Assange. I think Mr. ASSange, the snooty little prick, should win the world title for biggest azz who hasn't been beaten to within an inch of his life by someone putting him in his place...ever. Maybe had someone taught him right from wrong, he would have had a conscience and stopped himself from the harm, embarrassment, and danger he has brought to America and the individuals protecting it.

How does one get so twisted that he would literally not care that releasing information for the sake of releasing information is okay even though people will die as a direct result? Julian Assange wins the Turd of the Year award. I hope he enjoys prison.

Chris Stigall, a true Kansas City hero, is moving to Philly...and will be sorely missed.


Kansas City is losing a legend. Chris Stigall, the KCMO Talk Radio 710 gigantic on-air personality, is moving to the city of brotherly love known for Rocky Balboa, Philly Cheese Steak sandwiches, The Liberty Bell, and to a place where the baseball team has fans in the stands...Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Just like most conservative radio personalities, Chris had the ability to speak his mind and not back down to anyone because he knew what he believed and wasn't afraid to speak his mind (did I mention he could speak his mind?). He was an inspiration to all who listened. Damn him for wanting to better his life, his career, his family and his fame at our expense. The best kept secret Kansas City had to offer in the morning, The Chris Stigall Show, is gone as of 11/30/2010.

You will be missed my friend. As I soaped my glorious body in the shower each morning, I did it to the sound of your voice and now I will have to listen to Ellen Shenk...sure the female voice will help on those slippery days (hey its my junk and I can wash it as fast as I want to) but nothing will replace you Mr. Stigall.

Each time I drop my soap I will know I am getting screwed by the one guy I truly loved who left me with two days notice to find someone else. Damn you Chris Stigall. Okay...sorry...just a little emotional as it came so quickly (get your mind out of the gutter).

I love you man...you will leave a huge hole in the AM morning spot and a huge hole in Kansas City (I think I already mentioned the soap). You are truly one of a kind. Thank you for everything.

Kansas City Chiefs Dwayne Bowe even has 4 year olds with speech problems cheering!

Somebody call me a peach terapist! I will never forgive my cousin-in-law for ruining how I hear what people say when they say Dwayne Bowe of the Kansas City Chief's name. Each time I hear it now all I hear is a 4 year old kid with a speech problem trying to say "the rainbow" and out comes Dwayne Bowe. However, with a 3 TD performance in Sunday's game against Seattle which catapulted him to #1 in the Chief's single season record for number of TD's, all of that went away. Now I just picture the little duck from Wonder Pets sitting next to me saying there is an animal in "twuble" somewhere...and "da wainbow jus scode a touchdowan" and I am totally cool with it.

Dwayne Bowe has matured quickly under the guidance of Todd Haley and apparently all of his new found maturity was sucked directly away from me as is apparent from reading this article.

As a life-long LSU fan, I have been pulling for the rainbow...dangit!...I mean Dwayne Bowe since he came to Kansas City. It is great to see him having such success.

Some bloggers will white anything for a laugh...but sewiouswy...congwaduwations to da wayne Bowe that shines over KC!

Chiefs Offense Rolls, Matt Cassel Doesn't Suck

What a Game! The Chiefs offense was near perfect in their dismantling of the Seahawks in Seattle on Sunday afternoon. 503 total yards of offense, 41 minutes of possession, and a 42-24 final score. The game really wasn't close as Seattle scored 7 of their points on a blocked punt in the first half. No longer will this blogger use the keywords "Matt Cassel Sucks". His play the past few weeks has made a believer out of me. Of course the fact that Dwayne Bowe is playing out of his mind and Jamaal Charles continues his excellent play is helping the cause. Cassel threw for 233 yards and 4 TDs, three of them to Bowe. Dwayne Bowe also extending his franchise record string of games with a TD catch and the record for most TD receptions for a Chief in a season with 14 - there are still 5 regular season games on the schedule. Oh, and did I mention he also leads the League in TDs.

Then there is Jamaal Charles - second in the league in total rushing yards, and he doesn't even have the most carries on the team! He averages a stunning 6.3 yards/carry, more than a yard ahead of the League's leading rusher Arien Foster. He reminds of Marcus Allen, only much faster. He can squirt through the smallest of holes, or beat you with his speed around the outside.

The Chiefs remain 1 game ahead in the AFC West with little margin for error, what fun the remainder of the year will be. I think we can look for a beat down of gigantic proportions as the Broncos (and Todd Haley's Best Friend Josh McDaniels) come to town next Sunday in a rematch of the Chiefs worst game a few weeks ago.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Lee's Summit West Wins State Title in Football!

Lee's Summit West High School Defeated defending Champs Webster Groves High School in the Missouri 5A Football Championship game Friday at the Edward Jones Dome in St Louis. The final was 44-21. The victory gives Lees Summit West their first state title since 2007. The Titans finished the season 14-1, with their only loss coming at the hands of class 6A powerhouse Blue Springs South way back in September. It was Webster Groves first loss of the season.

Junior Quarterback Luke Knott threw for 4 Touchdown passes including a dynamite effort by senior Running Back Darnay Session on a 65 yard catch and run screen pass in the first half. It went downhill for Webster Groves from there as Lee's Summit West rolled to a 24-7 halftime lead. Congratulations to the Titans on their 2010 Football State Championship!

Another area team won a state title on Friday as Richmond took the 3A title from John Burroughs High School. The win capped off an undefeated season for the Spartans. Rockhurst High School plays for the 6A Championship this afternoon in St Louis against Hazelwood Central in what should be a great game between two undefeated powerhouses. That game will be televised locally on Metrosports at 6:30PM.

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